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First Class Funk
- 1/8oz. $65
- 1/4oz. $120
- 1/2oz. $225
- 1oz. $425
First Class Funk is a slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (60% indica/40% sativa) created through crossing the delicious GMO X Jet Fuel strains. Named for its super heavy stench, First Class Funk brings on classic indica effects with a super high level of potency that will knock out even the most experienced of patients. That being said, mind your dosage with this bud if you have any plans for the rest of the day or night! The high comes on with a creeping effect, sneaking up on you a few minutes after your final toke before launching you into a new plane of existence. You’ll feel a heady relaxation that’s unfocused and blissful accompanied by a super sedative body high that leaves you completely immovable. This combination quickly turns sleepy, leaving you dozing off before you know it. In combination with its super high 29-33% average THC level, these effects make First Class Funk perfect for treating experienced patients suffering from chronic pain, arthritis, cramps or muscle spasms and appetite loss or nausea. This bud has a heavy peppery gas flavor with a super pungent and spicy diesel aroma to match. First Class Funk buds have fat rounded dusty green nugs with yellow-orange hairs and a coating of tiny milky white crystal trichomes.]
Indica Dominant (60/40)
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Black Candy
- 1/8oz. $55
- 1/4oz. $110
- 1/2oz. $175
- 1oz. $225
Black Candy is a pure Indica strain that crosses the Black Diamond and Purple Candy strains. With a THC level between 19%-26%, it is good for insomnia, pain, stress, appetite loss and anxiety.
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Tsunami
- 1/8oz. $60
- 1/4oz. $120
- 1/2oz. $200
- 1oz. $375
Aroma: Tsunami hits the senses with a strong, pungent aroma that combines earthy, pine-like scents with a sharp, citrusy edge. There’s also a subtle floral note that adds complexity, making the overall scent profile both bold and refreshing.
Effects: True to its name, Tsunami brings a wave of powerful effects that start with an intense cerebral rush, lifting the mind and enhancing focus. This initial high then rolls into a deep, full-body relaxation that can ease away stress and physical discomfort, making it a versatile strain for both day and night use.
Taste: The taste of Tsunami mirrors its aroma, offering a robust mix of earthy pine and citrus with a slightly floral finish. The smoke is smooth and flavorful, leaving a refreshing aftertaste that lingers pleasantly on the palate.
Health Benefits: Tsunami is often chosen for its ability to alleviate symptoms of stress, anxiety, and depression. Its relaxing body high can also be beneficial for those dealing with chronic pain, muscle spasms, or insomnia, offering a comprehensive relief that covers both mind and body.
Flavors: Tsunami’s flavor profile is a bold mix of earthy pine and sharp citrus, with a hint of floral sweetness. This combination makes for a well-rounded and invigorating smoking experience that is as enjoyable as it is effective.
Conclusion: Tsunami is a potent strain that delivers powerful, well-balanced effects along with a bold, refreshing flavor profile. Whether you’re looking to enhance focus or relax after a long day, Tsunami offers a wave of relief that is both invigorating and soothing.
Indica Dominant (70/30)
